solve solar mysteries
lazor gun in the holster....
roamin' the galaxies....
(guitar solo here)
Friday, July 10, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
A post! With words!
Today was a happy-awesome day!
So I was in gym, for reasons that escape me. To get out of doing tedious and pointless exercise, I re-derived the theory behind calculus.
Let me back track a little bit. My friend, who we shall call 'Mr. X' felt that he wasn't doing well enough in maths, so he took it upon himself to take some sort of tutoring. Unfortunately, he skipped a lot of the crucial theory elements of the course, and ended up having no idea what to do. In particular those parts of the course that dealt with stuff we hadn't done in class, especially differentiation.
So he asked me: 'Whats the derivative of s = 5t - 10t2? I had no clue, so I dismissed it, because there's no point in thinking about something that makes no sense to you.
UNLESS the only alternative is tedious, pointless exercise. So I re-derived basic calculus and solved Mr. X's problem.
My god's it's so beautiful. I won't be able to sleep, or talk about anything else for a long time now. So try to avoid me.
7504 When I say 're-derived' I mean 'extrapolated from a known solution', but that's not nearly as impressive.
So I was in gym, for reasons that escape me. To get out of doing tedious and pointless exercise, I re-derived the theory behind calculus.
Let me back track a little bit. My friend, who we shall call 'Mr. X' felt that he wasn't doing well enough in maths, so he took it upon himself to take some sort of tutoring. Unfortunately, he skipped a lot of the crucial theory elements of the course, and ended up having no idea what to do. In particular those parts of the course that dealt with stuff we hadn't done in class, especially differentiation.
So he asked me: 'Whats the derivative of s = 5t - 10t2? I had no clue, so I dismissed it, because there's no point in thinking about something that makes no sense to you.
UNLESS the only alternative is tedious, pointless exercise. So I re-derived basic calculus and solved Mr. X's problem.
My god's it's so beautiful. I won't be able to sleep, or talk about anything else for a long time now. So try to avoid me.
7504 When I say 're-derived' I mean 'extrapolated from a known solution', but that's not nearly as impressive.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Monday, June 1, 2009
If a post were to go without a title, it wouldnt show up on my RSS feed. And that would be bad.
Last night, I spent hours working on this one problem. I could barely sleep just thinking about it. Then I managed to solve it absentmindedly on the bus this morning with very loud people near me talking about how their last mammoth hunt. or something like that.
I hate when that happens, it makes past me look like an idiot and present me look like a jerk for showing past me how much of an idiot he was.
7431 And time travel just makes it more interesting
I hate when that happens, it makes past me look like an idiot and present me look like a jerk for showing past me how much of an idiot he was.
7431 And time travel just makes it more interesting
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
You know dear blog, all this stuff is happening, and i'm all like....aaah! I can't tell blog about it! Wow! And i cant write about it in my affair letters either! aah, what do i do? aaah!
I think its angst poetry time! (yay!)
I think its angst poetry time! (yay!)
Sunday, May 24, 2009
I should really be doing homework or sleeping
I would sleep, but aliens want to steal my skull.
It seems human skulls are useful as drink bottles for aliens with 3 mouths.
Where did that come from?
7379 I am trying to not use contractions in my speech. This way, I will talk slower and more vulcan-like.
It seems human skulls are useful as drink bottles for aliens with 3 mouths.
Where did that come from?
7379 I am trying to not use contractions in my speech. This way, I will talk slower and more vulcan-like.
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